My name is Ashley.
I am old enough to be your mother. No not really, but let's just say I am.
I am currently single and loving it.
I love my best friends Alice and Sydney because they're the ones that were with me for the longest.
I currently reside in your closet because underneath your bed was getting crowded.
I'm in love with a stripper.
I can be obnoxious and vulgar, but only when you've known me for a bit, I tend to want to keep friends.
I love the Vampire Diaries<3 oh my gawd~
I love cupcakes and food of all sorts, and I like dying my hair many colors, even though I can't at the moment.
Don't be afraid to talk to me! I'm pretty nice o.o
This may seem plain and boring, but that's because there's no smiley faces in it :c
oh wait, never mind xD
Hoyes~, and I'm Batman and Sora shall be my husband.